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Animals in Rehearsal
A poem created from unedited program descriptions on the Time-Warner cable guide from 2005.
A beating death leads to teenagers.The men undergo a body shave; two are eliminated.A man has 24 hours to find his kidnapped son.African prince and royal sidekick come to Queens.The city becomes a glittering wonderland for dreams.The hunting and survival methods of the polar bear.Charlotte; brooch; chest of drawers.Fifty million people are plunged into total darkness.Proposing; skydiving; flooded street.A man seeks revenge against a bully.A female party-goer claims self-defense after killing her attacker.A herpetologist helps a detective track her flushed-away pet, now a king-size mutant called Ramone.Un hombre intenta vengarse de un asesino.An escaped convict evades the police, and a hit man who thinks he is someone else.Yucatan lime soup; seviche; chicken; chocolate-banana desserts.The bride wears stripes; the flower girls wear gorilla suits.Groom's sister thinks the bride is a killer.New Yorkers look into a neighbor's death.A seductress blackmails a married salesman.Detective exits coma, enters murder mystery.A private eye cannot seem to get away from a gambler and his no-good girlfriend.Adam's disturbed friend abandons his family.Behind the scenes; animals in rehearsal.Deaths caused by spontaneous combustion.The most notorious weather events in recent years.A busy man's wife has their porch renovated.The weatherman tells of his gastric bypass surgery.New Jersey Cardinals at Staten Island Yankees.Pyramids of Egypt.Adrenaline pumping sports.Latest news and action from the world of golf.A couple needs help with a large basement.A boor causes trouble during Hanukkah.Un complot de intriga y secretos oscuros.